What could get you fired?

Top 10 ways to get fired

• Lying on your job application or resume.
• Being indiscreet about your job hunt.
• Gossiping.
• Taking too many personal calls.
• Drinking at work.
• Excessive Internet use.
• Becoming romantically involved with the boss.
• Forgetting to double-check your figures.

How do you get fired funny?

50 Weird Ways to Get Yourself Sacked…

1. Throw a glass of water over your boss.
2. Just be “too” sexy.
3. Fall asleep on the toilet for two hours. (
4. Take a bath in the kitchen sink. (
5. Spur your junior basketball team on to a 100-0 victory. (
6. Use the ladies toilet for number twos. (
7. Tie tinsel round your lollipop.
8. Disagree with your boss’s opinion on X Factor. (

How do you deal with big mistakes?

Fortunately, there are some handy tips to help us deal with screwing up.

1. You are not your mistake. When you make a mistake, keep in mind that it doesn’t define who you are as a person.
2. Own it.
3. You better recognise.
4. Find the fix and give it a crack.
5. Talk it out.
6. Can’t stop dwelling on your mistakes?
7. Make the mistake.

How do you get over your biggest mistake in your life?

7 Ways to Bounce Back After a Mistake

1. Think about why you made the mistake. When I make a mistake, I assess the mental and emotional state that led up to the decision.
2. Regroup. Mistakes are inevitable.
3. Don’t let emotions get in the way.
4. Move on.
5. Look for a positive outcome.
6. Make it right.
7. Make sure it doesn’t happen again.

How can I work without mistakes?

How to Make Fewer Mistakes at Work and Boost Productivity

1. Stop trying to multitask.
2. Eliminate distractions.
3. Use a task tracker or checklists.
4. Try automating your task workflows.
5. Always clarify and ask questions.
6. Carefully review your work.
7. Get a second set of eyes.
8. Take breaks and refresh with a mental pause.